PENIS POINTS
Some rules for being a big strong tough guy. Made as a bit after discussing A Most Bloody Devotion by anxious mimic. Go read it, it’s worth your salt and better than whatever this shit is.
By the way this obviously a joke for people who can’t read between the lines.
You’re a big strong man, yeah? You fuck chicks, you chug brewskis? Well ever man’s got PENIS POINTS to show how massive of a man he is.
You start with PP equal to your Strength or similar statistic, if it isn’t decided by 3d6 down the line roll and adjust so you have an average of 9-ish.
At character start you must dedicate how long your dick is by permanently sacrificing penis points per inch.
In the presence of other men you regenerate PP instantly. If your masculinity is called into question, loose 1 until you can show off how cool you are. Taking the lead with other alpha males requires the sacrifice of 1 penis point, loosing another if you fail your engagement or regaining them if you succeed.
Around women you loose 1 per interaction if you aren’t actively dominating them, because that’s fucking GAY. On the topic of faggots, in presence of the queers you reduce it to 1 if you aren’t dominating them.
In the presence of another dominating Alpha male, you can either try to suck up to him, loosing 1 PP if you embarrass yourself and 2 if you embarrass him, or you may challenge the King Lion to take his place.
To do so, roll 2d6-The difference in Cock Size, meets or beats. You may add PP to your roll to gain a +1 bonus, which stacks. If you beat it, you steal a penis point from him and gain one yourself. If you fail, you reduce yours by 1.
At 0 penis points you’re effectively a faggot and either must prove real hard that you aren’t one, admit it or kill yourself in shame. Thems the rules bub.