STAR TRAV: THE ADVENTURES OF FARTIK CAAH
A playtest of some house rurles to convert Trav to fit the Star Wars galaxy. Featuring Sticks as the eponymous Fartik.
Fartik Caah, called FartCar behind his back, had a rather unexceptional life for a Hutt.
For a majority of his comparatively short life compared to his species, the slug-man worked as an envoy of the lesser Hutt family called the Caahs, eventually becoming a lesser imperial bureaucrat. This life was cut short when he heard of the 12-parsec jump.
Our dimwitted protagonist was enraged at the news of the record-breaking journey. Who was this "One Servo"? What did he think he was? This stupid human did this stupid jump with his stupid little fingers? No, this would not stand! He, a Hutt, shall one up this Human! He will make the jump in 4 parsecs!
Quitting his job as a cushy imperial pencil-pusher, Fartik managed to get in contact with a Besalisk "importer" named Quattib Ugg. Mr. Ugg provided our hero with a ZH-40 Tribune light freighter in exchange for a deal: The Hutt would come back with a Cargo of spice pulled from under the Pyke syndicate's nose, even being paid kcr242 for it! Double so if he could bring back the ship stuffed full of spice! Fartik accepted, stroking his finely oiled Hutt moustache.
Unfortunately the offer of a death jump through a cosmic storm was quite unappealing for any potential crew to say the least, so Fartik would have to result to some "temps": Droids.
Purchasing 2 overtuned Astromechs to "assist" him in piloting the ship, for he did not know how to steer it, Fartik set out to brave the Maelstrom. His first jump was not without incident, for a dent was left in the ship.
But then came the Maw. Initially planning to jump through it, Fartik found himself spagghetifying. In a burst of panic, he began to jettison everything in his ship: Beds, Desks and Mugs were all thrown into the airlock and jettisons, lost forever to the roiling void. This was futile, as no matter how much he tried to jettison, the Hutt found himself reunited with his material possessions in the gravity well.
Thus ended the tale of FartCar.